this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 162 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How does the saying go:

The beauty of their women and the taste of their food has made the British the best sailors in the world.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Thank you very much for the laugh!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love the fact they conquered half the world, took their spices and don't fucking use them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I just buy grama masala for pure decoration. I mean what else am I going to do with it? Pour it on plain toast?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They have marmite, no need for more flavour

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's like the observation that many astronauts come from the US state of Ohio. Because they want to get as far away as possible.

(Michigander here, we love you Ohio, really we do!)

[–] vaultdweller013 5 points 1 year ago

Californian here, y'all are basically SCPs to me. Especially the Yoopers.