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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Translation: Dear diary guess what! "What?" Today is 4th of July! Goodbye 2007, hello 2008!

bire -> "bi-ree" -> maybe the "b" is a backwards "d" -> "di-ree" -> diary

Gess -> guess

Julie -> July

Good, by -> goodbye (the comma is actually an exclamation point for the line below)

"Goodbye 2007, hello 2008" -> American school system at work.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

It's just a capital D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The b in "bire" is probably a capital D. "D I R E."

I think confusing July the 4th with New Year because both have celebrations, isn't the dumbest thing I've heard a kid say. Not the dumbest thing I said/thought as a kid either.

It is interesting how they've written a little conversation and know how to use quotation marks.