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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If you did what I do for a living, you'd shave up to your elbow! Without a second thought. I'm lucky for not having that much body hair.

Apply moisturizer - that skin is sensible - and be prepared for ingrown hairs. And ~~h~~itching.

[–] tenacious_mucus 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hitching? You mean this’ll get our man married?!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Every woman's crazy for the gorilla-tuxedo look.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That would be sensible.

[–] sangriaferret 2 points 1 year ago

Who said it was a man?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't that be grand?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Probs shaving arms.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I work with substances nobody should really mess with and that implies wearing gloves for extended periods of time.

Pulling hairs out is a daily event and washing contaminants away when the gloves fail with that much hair - or any amount whatsoever - makes things harder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would sooner make gunpowder cotton or nitroglycerin instead.