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[–] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My biggest problem isn't discovering my own crime. It's trying to determine what my motive was at the time.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

"I plead insanity"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Usually my motive is, "It's 3am I'll just put this temp placeholder here and fix it in the morning."

Proceeds to not fix it due to forgetting by the morning