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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

Real lazy meal? Uncooked top ramen, the cheaper the better.

Recipe:

  1. Smash ramen noodles

  2. Open bag

  3. Pour seasoning into bag of broken noodles

Congrats, you have ramen chips.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but first you have to dip your pinky in the seasoning and taste it like a tv cop testing drugs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

For safety reasons, this is a joke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Huh interesting. Here in Hong Kong there's a snack that is exactly that. It's basically the exact same thing as ramen, but it's meant to be eaten directly out of the bag and the seasoning is already mixed in.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of those old bay goldfish that PF sold for a little bit last year. I admit, my purchases of cheddar goldfish and old bay have been up since that event.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I bought a bag of those at a grocery store in Texas. Ended up throwing a good portion of the bag away. They were pretty awful.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That sounds absolutely disgusting and at the same time kinda good

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

That's exactly how it tastes too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Gotta hold the bag closed and shake it up after you pour the seasoning in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

My teeth hurt just thinking about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You can also deep fry it