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Merge then review (programming.dev)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Call it “container orchestration” and charge an extra 20% to the customer

[–] xmunk 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As one of our most important customers, we've greenlit you for our cutting edge early access. Most people need to wait weeks for the features you get today!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

We’ve been doing that the wrong way, offering a discount if they were willing to try the early features.

This is the big money reasoning that I should suggest to the bosses.