this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
1531 points (98.1% liked)

Microblog Memes

5324 readers
2910 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
1531
The seven secrets of highly successful people (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
74 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

Sandra Newman @sannewman

THE SEVEN SECRETS OF HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE

  1. Private school
  2. Legacy lvy admission
  3. Nepotism hire
  4. Seed capital from family
  5. Club memberships
  6. Personal assistant, nanny, ghost writer answer
  7. Journalists who ask, "What's your secret?" and uncritically publish the
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Always get ut at 3 AM, and get shit done"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

then wipe, wash hands, and go back to bed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I did that yesterday, why am I not successful yet

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or in Elon's case, "always get up at 3 am, tweet [xeet?] until I go back to sleep."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

“Xcreet”