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Anon watches lord of the rings (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Morgoth did legitimately create ugly bastards from femboys. He warped the song of creation, causing orcs to come about- orcs who would otherwise have been salivatingly androgynous elves. Eru illuvatar was quoted as saying “not bad.” Genuinely canon, albeit paraphrased.