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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Teleport from children’s hospital to children’s hospital casting heal.

DM says no

Fine raise the dead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There are no healing/resurrection spells on wizard's spell list

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did not say resurrect did I.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Raise dead is a resurrection spell in dnd

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Raise, Animate. At this point it’s all hell broken lose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Clone. Doesn't work post-mortem, but if they can last for ~120 days... and if they can't, there's always Imprisonment or True Polymorph to keep them alive until the clone body matures.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

bro what. they really always had none how could I have missed this.

[–] mindbleach 1 points 1 year ago

As with Create Food And Water, spells that do a lot of good and spells that make you rich are not the same thing.