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Anon has a theoretical question (feddit.de)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] InfiniteStruggle 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

100 cc is 100 ml, which is like half a glass worth of adrenaline. You'll need a wide ass blowgun, and it's unclear if you have the lung capacity to clear the distance to the gorilla.

The solution? A second gorilla who's been pavlov trained to blowgun the first gorilla on cue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Get some chimps to train the gorillas and you're cruising