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Condoms
Not me. I ordered a pallet of Sam's Choice when I hit puberty and should be set for life. Got so many I double them up sometimes.
Ivan is clearly joking, but for those that don't know, condoms DO expire, and will be more likely to break the more times passes. Similarly, doubling condoms makes them more likely to break.
Shit.
That's why Ivan should triple up. In case one fails he stays doubled up. It's fool proof.
Pro-tip: if the third won't fit easily, you can preheat them in the oven to make them more pliable (and it feels nice, as a bonus)!