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Idk but as a veteran I make sure every cop I see going on about their job knows they are not one of us.
No part of getting paid 100k to drive in circles and shoot at dogs is related to being in the military.
That and if a soldier beat up a civilian American Citizen, there's a good chance they'd never see the light of day again.