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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I guess that's better than what happened to me:

Went to the doctor for a raptured eat drum, the checkup (free of charge) was in two weeks but the secretary won't take appointments unless it's within the week, so when I called she said she was full and set up one for next week (how hard was doing that 2 weeks ago...). When I went for the appointment the doctor tired to charge me 1/2 of a regular visit since it took me way too long for the checkup...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

raptured eat drum

Jesus getting awfully picky lately.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Must've heard it wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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