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This is how Melon says "WANT". This time it was my cheese plate. (lemmy.world)

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[–] threelonmusketeers 3 points 1 year ago

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This kitty comes looking

The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

Hand it over quick
Or things might get sh*tty
I can scratch and kick
I'm a really crazy kitty

I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

Original puppy version by Matt Hobbs, feline adaptation by me.