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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (5 children)

There have been studies showing that bosses tend to be larger (both height and weight) than average, with the trend increasing as you go up the ladder.

US Presidents are typically tall too.

[–] PurpleTentacle 25 points 1 year ago

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The weight part has me concerned about 2024...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Height is also correlated with penis size and....cancer. Worth it 👍

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How tall are Mark Zuckerberg or Jeff Bezos?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Looks like they're below average (both 5'7"). Then again, I guess they started their own companies in their garages, so there wasn't an opportunity for selection bias when hiring them.