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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I've got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.