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[–] [email protected] 213 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I love how this is so much more triggering than just the text implies. 4:3 screen, christmas lights that would kill every ounce of contrast in the picture, one wrong move and the pizza gets either wool stuck on it or it falls to the ground. Not to mention that it's too far away to actually eat.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's without the fact that Peperoni grease can seep through the cardboard and into the white sheets.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never had this happen, how much oil is on/in your pizzas lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Proper pizza is greasy as fuck, if you haven't had pizza dripping with grease I am worried for your range of pizza experiences.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It depends on the toppings used and how it was prepared.
Frozen pizza reheated will apparently be much more greasy than what I'm used to, either freshly made or self made, the latter containing basically no oil/fat that could be greasy.
Also, you're probably used to tons of cheese and pepperoni, while I often prefer just a little bit of pepperoni, and much more ham, bacon, jalapenos and just enough cheese to not see everything fully.
And yes, pizza from many restaurants are much more greasy than self made ones, but not greasy enough to actually get through carton designed to isolate and contain anything inside.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's true, I shouldn't imply that pizza can't be great without being so greasy hah, it depends on the style. I usually only have just cheese and sauce, the area I'm at is known for it's local pizza and it is usually very greasy, probably because they use quite a hefty amount of cheese, but it's excellent.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Table/chair slightly blocking screen, and I suspect there is some sort of fuckery going on with how that pizza is cut but I'm can't tell because my hands are literally shaking at this point

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

The size of the pieces is uneven, don't look!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

also this person apparently has 4 feet. how could you miss that?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Space Wizards' average fan is that kind of mutant

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Yeah I knew instantly this was created by an experienced troll

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

could've gone even worse with the screen. 1:1 and stretch to fit instead of crop to fit xD

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If that's supposed to be a projected image, then it should be washed out af with the room being so lit up. The darkest colors should only be about as dark as the white wall behind it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

There's also the bare pizza box in the stark white comforter. You know that cardboard isn't going to keep all that pepperoni pizza oil in for very long.