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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That feels true when goverment's response is simply, "give your hopes and prayers." That all sounds good, but does nothing to solve the problem - the next mass shooting is just days away, and possibly will even make this halloween one of the deadliest in history.

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