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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Comparing it to cars just makes it even more obvious. You need a license to drive one. If your eyesight is too bad, they won't let you drivr. Your doctor can advise against you driving for many reasons and your license gets revoked.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also you need insurance which I think would be great for any gun owner anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I agree with you on that completely. It just makes sense - which is why it will probably never happen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also, y'know, cars kill and maim a crazy amount of people and we should be trying to get rid of as many of them too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I agree, but at the very least, cars aren't designed with the specific purpose of killing people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I agree. Let's put more money into public transport!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only reason I did is because people always reply, "well cars are deadly too and nobody is trying to ban THEM." And my point is, cars are not designed to be deadly, in fact, they're designed with safety features specifically to avoid that happening. Yes they get misused by people who are drunk or going too fast and not paying attention - so why would you give someone who could carelessly turn a non-deadly object into a deadly one, access to a GUN???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree, you can take someone's car away for several reasons, but don't you dare take their murder devices.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I appreciate the feedback - good point!!