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Not my info but this year a classmate confided in me the following:
"it took an embarrassingly long time to realize that men have multiple holes on their penis".
I thought she was joking but she was dead serious, (she was from a very conservative family to put it mildly and had been withheld from sex-ed their entire life). For some reason they insisted arguing about it with me and the other guy present.
I was 22 and she was 21.
Well, if you are not circumcised then you have a hole in your foreskin (when it is not retracted), and you also have the hole in the glans. So, multiple holes.
But that's a serial hole, not a parallel hole?
That's very useful if you want to attach an old school printer or mouse to your penis.
Don't kink shame me bro.
At first I read that as an old printer from a school, and thought that was a very weird thing to want, but then I realised you meant a printer that was old school, and it all suddenly made sense to me!
Coaxial hole
Ah, the old for-loophole peehole !
Where did she think the other hole was![emoji scared scared](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/eaad3f1f-92a4-4b1f-8181-3a582a36629a.png)
Skinflute.
I think the idea was two holes right near each other on the head, one for piss and one for cum lol
She may have confused it for female anatomy? I had a similar argument with a young woman about this.
...women have two holes, too. One for pee and one for all the vaginally discharges.
I checked my dick right now, and I'm only counting one hole. What am I not finding?