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[–] [email protected] 85 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the first time you reach your hand into a girls pants expecting to find things where your penis is… and you get nothing, and you try to play it off casually but in your mind your freaking out thinking she’s a real life Barbie doll.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

"Shit, does she know she has no vagina? Play it cool, there must be an explanation, we need to go deeper..."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Yeah I was way off, and my hand was in her pants so I couldn't see what was going on.