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Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough
(www.theregister.com)
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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I thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.
I love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years.
Why don't they taste like apples!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Wait until you hear about Grape Nuts.
Are those The Grapist's testicles?
I'm gonna tie you to the radiator!
This made me lol
Really? I've never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios.
They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor.
Apple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Also, number two, behind. Heh.
That joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw.
I scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry.
Is this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal!
Glad I wasn't the only one.
I thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven't heard in over 20 years has been killin it.
The cereal is that good, I wasn't doubting they were pulling that XD