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Trump praises Hungary’s ‘Viktor Orbán’ as great ‘leader of Turkey’ (www.politico.eu)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I mean, sure, at this point why not?

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago (7 children)

The photo, Mr. Trump is doing the "Double dick jerk off" impression

[–] ElBarto 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not my best work, but here you go.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Stunning. It should hang in the Louvre.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

People are saying I do the best bukkake. I met a guy who's a bukkake expert and do you know what he told me? He said, "Sir, you bukkake so perfectly. So perfectly." Can you believe that?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

And, is it just me, or is he even more orange than usual?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He said he was the best father to two of his sons... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I don't think he knows about the D2F ratio.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

He likes it in his eyes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Middle out