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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think I will quit at this point.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)

OK, I may have hit a wall with this one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Anal beads to the rescue!

[–] transientpunk 6 points 2 years ago

That's where I quit too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Im on the same bit atm and put the match into a chess bot but it tells me illegal move everytime i try

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who is Paul? Why is he killed? So many questions. And I'm still stuck at the chess board...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I used this for the chess https://www.nextchessmove.com/, and you will find paul soon, just dont delete him by accident. The syntax was Qh6+ for the chess but it will differ for you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thanks. That helped. I got Paul now. The suspense is killing me :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think I managed to save Paul from fire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aaaaand that was the end of it:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idk if im overthinking it but im giving up cant get past the elemental number bit for some reason

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It highlights all the elements in your password. You need to find their atomic numbers. And then add other elements to add it up to 200. If you search for "atomic number 100" duckduckgo will give you Fermium (Fm), for example.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Idk what im missing but i cant get past the number of elements and idk how long this will take to solve haha

[–] InfiniteVariables 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yep, don't feel like play chess right now haha. Maybe if the answer was en passant 😳

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I'm a stubborn one. But I also suck at chess. I recreated the board in nextchessmove.com

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My captcha included an invalid chess move, so a had to regenerate a different captcha: Hunter 913 VII April Shell bdg84 about He 🌔 Venezuela

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You can leave in the illegal move. You only have to include the correct one also.