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Find yourself (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where's the Julia programmer that hits every one of these with @benchmark and then works for six hours to shave three nanoseconds off of the fastest one?

(Example: https://discourse.julialang.org/t/faster-bernoulli-sampling/35209)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

404 or walled

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

works here