this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Granted.

Most unfortunately that wish was to your continued good health and for many more birthdays to come.

EDIT: Hmm not sure if that technically satisfies