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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not how the HS works. Girl making excuses for doing a dumb.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

You see, you drink it, you get drunk. Then you make bad decisions until you blackout.

Oh…. They meant the other Holy Spirit…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In case that's a serious question, the Holy Spirit is one of 3 in the Holy Trinity. The other 2 being the father (God) and the son (Jesus). The Holy Spirit can be summed up as the guiding conscience of Jesus inside you. The idea is once you have accepted Christ as your savior into your heart (symbolized in the ceremony of Baptism), the Holy Spirit is the mechanism through which you live a life according to the teachings of Christ (love thy neighbor, turn the other cheek, etc.)

So, yeah, Jesus probably wouldn't have shared Nazi memes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess you've also shown yourself to also not be a serious person by starting at mockery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They never claimed it as matter of fact, i grew up Catholic and can tell you the same definition, it doesn't mean I believe it.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tip your fedora a little harder dork.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's irrelevant. The idea of spirit is subjective.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

At no point did I say they are real.

I've been agnostic for over 25 years.