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I swear I didn’t change anything (thumbsnap.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“In my professional opinion, this network is haunted.”
…haunted?
(Points to various certifications) “HAUNTED.”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And for some reason printers seem to be the place where the spirits are strongest

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think you mean demons

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The demons are attracted to doorways, passages between spaces, worlds, and realms. And printers are the ultimate doorway: a portal through which ideas and concepts can leave the software realm and enter the physical