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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You can do better, define intergalactic variables that share the same memory location across multiple programs so you can seamlessly pass variables from one to the next.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ONE TRUE CONSTANT; even with an infinite universe, the value is the same in all of them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Are the legends really true?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Is that you... Windows 95?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But not sand memory. It's coars ena drogjh and irritating and gets everywhere.