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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know this is just a joke but why would he be calling HR instead of security?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] xmunk 34 points 1 year ago

They're a programmer, do you expect them to know anything about security? Those are the people that "SELECT %s FROM foo"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

He's new around here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Until very recently, I wasn't sure my company had security.