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I can remember the first time a young person tried to tell me about some Booth fella was the one that shot JFK.
And I was like oh no son, you're severely mistaken. It was Lincoln that assassinated Washington, I was there on the banks of the Potomac and watched the whole thing unfold.
If only there was some way to easily confirm that by typing it into a search engine
That's hogswash, Bobby. I assassinated George Washington. Abraham Lincoln is the devil!!
I was there when Lincoln became a Vampire Killer - can't fool me
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.
That’s the Wright Brothers’ plane! In Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did.