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Morality (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This just in: Literally everything in life is made up as we go along.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Except table manners. Those are dictated by the Universe itself!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All tables must be proper and well-behaved.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do you do with rude tables?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Use them as firewood

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Read somewhere that the elbows thing comes from the days where tables were just planks of wood sitting on something. Your elbows would tip the board over so it was a dick move to knock everyone's food over. Anyway idk if it's true but it's a neat idea

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die.

Come watch TV?

[–] CookieJarObserver 1 points 2 years ago

Wrong, Cookies in Jars are real. They are the only real thing in this universe.