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A (US) federal agency wants to give safety tips to young adults. So it's dropping an album. (www.npr.org)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Direct link to album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gozH72CON5s

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

starts rapping badly

Hello we are the feds and we're here to say..

Edit: "We're safety now haven't we"?! Did someone have a stroke while dictating that? 🤦

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Stephen Colbert's I Am America (And So Can You!)