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[โ€“] [email protected] 103 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"What's your greatest weakness?"

"Interpreting the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics."

"Could you give me an example?"

"Yes, I could."

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

A lawyer's dream client. Only answer the exact question asked.

"Do you have the time?"

"Yes."

"....."