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[–] programmer_having_errors 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is so true! It's so annoying. You literally can't even escape it now there are smart toilets and kettles which honestly nobody asked for

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Please watch this three minute ad before using the toilet"

[–] programmer_having_errors 2 points 1 year ago

that's one way to make people take a shit on the outside of the building...

also in Japan (where smart toilets are a thing) hackers were able to connect to toilets because nobody changed their pin code (it was on the default 0000)... and over in the asian world, they use water to clean their butt instead of toilet rolls.

Now these hackers made the toilets all of a sudden flush without any reason and piss everywhere in the bathroom...