this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone knows you must sharpen them with real stones from the home planet, lubricated with the blood of your enemies.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I was looking at the market and noticed that the blood of your enemies was too expensive. Is olive oil a good substitute?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Have you seen olive oil prices lately? You enemies blood is definitely cheaper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think this is one of those times when there's really no substitute for producing your own.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you can't get fresh, instant is fine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Olive oil is too thick and will go rancid and harden. Use mineral oils

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've definitely heard of people using it. Although I've also heard an oil with a higher smoke point may be better.