I don't have, like, weird hang-ups with sex being mentioned on the internet, so I'm not sure what you're going for here. Like I get it's supposed to be an insult, but you can really do better. I believe in you!

[–] lesbiankirby 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is it insulting that I sucked your dads dick? Are you saying your dad can do so much better than me? I know I’ll never be your real mother but I’m trying to make him happy! I’m sorry that’s not enough. I hope we can have a civil conversation about this one day

Go ahead, call your volcel police, their jurisdiction doesn’t hold weight here!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

[–] lesbiankirby 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I get a 4 for 4? Wait, no, a biggie bag! Mmmm hungwy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

you're trying to be us, and you've failed