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Cheers everybody π». I've had a really shit day. Entertain me please.
Since Nath's here let's bring out Mr 300+ spinny thing. They don't even have to be good comments (leave that up to me) just really long rallies. We've got this Melby.
What is Whitney Houstonβs favourite type of coordination?
HAND-EEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEE!
What's the name of a Spaniard who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?
Because Six, Seven ate.
(My submission to the Dad Joke competition at the kids' school. I don't appear to have won it - I can't imagine what beat this one)
Can't imagine
I will only attend really long rallies if they are seated with free food and drinks, shelter, and no lines at the toilets.
Second this.
I've been reminded again about the poems of Odgen Nash today. Here's a couple: The Skink. Let us do justice to the skink Who isn't what so many think. On consultation with a wizard I find the skink a kind of lizard. The Canary. The song of canaries Never varies, And when they're moulting They're pretty revolting.
Love that.