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5.02pm. π·π₯πΎπ·
Cheers π» Iβm on the Pirate Life.
Hopefully the pay rise works out, then you can buy bulk sardine.
Cheers π₯ it will come, either from my company or at a new workplace who would be lucky to have me
would you take the job if they pay in accommodation, sardines, and potatoes only.
It would need to be enough sardines to regularly bathe in... but yes.
How often do you bathe?
One and a half times per day
which half of the body? Inside? Left side?
Nah just an extra half a time, not a percentage of my body
okay so a divider in the bath tub. Noted.
What? No. What's not clear about a half bathe?
A half bathe: Half a bath:
Object needed for a bath: one (1) bath tub Object needed for a half bathe: half (0.5) bath tub
You can take a full (1) bathe in one half (0.5) bathe, silly
That only works if you halve You.
False
Negative
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Cheers buddy πΊ
π₯bonk