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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shitty busy week coming to an end. I swear if some fuckwit at works irks me today there will be consequences and repercussions.

Non-violent ones of course, but the thoughts of violence will be strong.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hide their lunch in the freezer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I have seen some explosions in offices over people's food getting fucked with.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Working from home, so might have to delay that, should it be required.

Good idea though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah just take note for next time you're in. If it's a sandwich, take a bite first then freeze.

For cunts who fuck with you today, sign them up to a weekly newsletter of some kind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like the newsletter method. Plenty of places offer seminars on random shit. Might need to share that knowledge with some colleagues.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I used to work with a guy who must have pissed someone off because he found his lunch in the freezer. After the 3rd time it wasn't in there he found it in another freezer upstairs. Hahaha.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's all "Fun and games!" until someone ends up with laxatives in their water bottle.

But you said non-violent. Does it count if the only crime is to the toilet bowl?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

A violent reaction, to a non-violent action does not equal violence in my book.

Turbolax it is!!!!