Antiwork

The moon from the smashing pumpkins "tonight tonight" video emerged from it's platinum-lined bunker and helicoptered into a press conference in order to deliver a dire economic warning.

"There are tough times ahead (of you)." Said the anthropomorphization of the human conflict between the spirit of adventure and terror of the unknown. "Everyone (of you) is gonna have to make sacrifices."

When asked about its own sacrifices the early French cinema reference said "Why yes, I've had to make sacrifices. Due to budget cuts, we've not been able to pay what we used to for orphan children to heave into my gaping maw. It used to be several premium infants a day, now I'm lucky if I get two Spaniard toddlers to quench my insatiable, burning hunger for innocent blood. In this way, I feel I've sacrificed even more than the rest of you. I've sacrificed my sacrifice, and I give up more every day in the form of feasting on subpar children than most of you will lose when my capital group buys your foreclosed home at auction."

"No matter how hard things get, or how much the world demands (of you)," the monster embedded in the collective human imagination added, "remember that we're all in this together." It then boarded it's helicopter, which flew it a short way to a yacht with a helipad, which itself sailed out to sea until it could dock in an even bigfer yacht. From that yacht then launched a rocket, presumably to carry the nightmare creature back to it's home in low earth orbit where it can continue to look down on us, but literally this time.