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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 81 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I love jokes like these, other variants I've heard are

"Libtard can you even tell me the difference between Sex and Gender if they're REALLY two different things?" "Well it's quite simple, you see the difference is that I didn't have gender with your mother last night."

"There's only two sexes!" "You're right! There are only two sexes, the sex I have with your mom, and the sex I have with your dad."

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 years ago

Just FYI, telling them the difference between sex and gender is the difference between biology and psychology usually shuts them right up.

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That's not really how yo mama jokes work, in an insult sense. They work by implying that suddenly you're, socially speaking, their father, the rest is flourish. Like the maid uniform your mom wore last night.

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (5 children)

These types of jokes "work" because people consider it an insult when you somehow suggest their mother is promiscuous, or fat, or whatever. When you wonder why that's sexist ask yourself why these kind of jokes aren't told as: "Me and my friends gangbanged your father."

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

But I do make father jokes. Sometimes it seems like you people want to be offended. I feel like it should be ok to make jokes exclusively about moms. It should be ok to exclusively make joke's about how much your dad sucks (deez nuts).

[–] vacuumflower@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

“Me and my friends gangbanged your father.”

FYI, in the Middle East things like this are used to a great effect of starting a fist fight (possibly a knife fight) as well.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why would anyone care about that? I already explained how they work: A new man moving into a mother-son relationship is not exactly a trivial thing, you're completely ignoring even the concept to then assert, without argument, that it must all be due to sexism.

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

I care for that because I don't think that sexism and misogyny are in any way better or more justified than other forms of bigotry.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

They do happen, but you're right they're usually centered in bigotry. I think "banged your mom" is more of a dominance play, as iirc there have been times where women have used "I fucked your dad last night" in a similar way, but it strongly skews the other way due to toxic masculinity and homophobia. Saying I fucked your dad last night as a man talking to another man would be suggesting the father is gay or bi, and that your yourself are as well.

[–] Evilsmiley 1 points 2 years ago

There's only two sexes. Thebsex i jave with your mom, and the sex i have with your dad.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mothers are allowed to like a good dicking

[–] diskmaster23@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, I see you are a mother lover too.

[–] LesDeuxBonsYeux 14 points 2 years ago

Sometimes you need to play their game to win

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Some mums just need to be fucked