this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, your mom does the same

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I have no idea what my parents are up to in the bedroom but I hope they're having fun.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lmao, she forgot to come up for air.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

She choked on a 2 year old

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, she actually died in a car crash

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Damn. Hope it was quick and painless :( Mine got cancer.

[–] OrangeXarot 19 points 1 year ago
[–] CookieJarObserver 1 points 1 year ago

Congratulations!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago