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submitted 1 year ago by Trekman10 to c/[email protected]

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I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Make flashlights scream when you turn them on.

Have every squeeze of tooth paste contain an air bubble that spews a bit on you.

Have a single dead pixel in the center of every display.

Make fridge doors not close automatically.

Make cars moan, whether ICE or electric.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Whose fridge door closes automatically? Is this another thing Usonians are unfortunately ignorant of?