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Jan. 6 Rally Organizer Created Her Own Mugshot Because She Felt Left Out (www.vice.com)
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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (3 children)

“Lmao, the Onion really is on a roll these days!

…oh for fuck’s sake”

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly I feel bad for the onion, our society took their jobs from them. We went full r-tard. You never go full r-tard.

(It's a movie quote, please don't crucify me lol)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

We went full Linus. Never go full Linus

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

You can say retard on the internet. It's okay. It's a word that clearly represents the reality you're referencing.