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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Ron looks sad. He must have an innie.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Looks like Ron failed the genital test

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate penis inspection day.

[–] ralen_jor 3 points 1 year ago

That was the worst day of gym class back when I was in middle school

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