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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
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this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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Ron looks sad. He must have an innie.
If there is a god, it must be a trickster to have given me the ability to read and then allow me to read your comment.
Looks like Ron failed the genital test
I hate penis inspection day.
That was the worst day of gym class back when I was in middle school
"THEY'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FIVE HOURS!"