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Last year I shit myself while trying to open my door and get to the bathroom.
I dropped my keys while I was trying to unlock the door and ended up with shit in my shoes that I had to throw away.
I never bring that up on dates.
This story made my panties wet.
Hopefully itβs not shit.
That's a surprising stance coming from SatansMaggotyCumFart
Okay, Gunt Rigger.
That's a third date story
What an amecdote. Thank you for lightening my mind lol
Why would I be embarrassed about that story?
I share it with my friends because itβs fucking hilarious.
I hope I never meet you or your friends.
Did this comment make your life any fuller or better in any way?
Does your existence do that for any other persons besides your accomplices?
Enjoy your existence, Iβll enjoy mine.
Have a nice day.