this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it's not a secret, then the police can figure it out.

If it is a secret, the options are endless. I certainly wouldn't need to pay for a house cleaner ever again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...are you considering enslaving the person in your attic?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Indentured servant.

Gotta collect that back rent.