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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I just had a 9 hour flight where both bathrooms were plugged and aisles were completely covered in puke because this kid got so sick, and refused to throw up into a bag. Every time he got sick he ran from his mom and threw up somewhere else on the plane

Left flight with puke on my backpack and shoes. Whole back of the plane was vomiting throughout the flight due to the smell. Nobody could use the bathrooms for the last 3 hours of the flight

My noise cancelling headphones were not effective

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dude. How did the fucking marshals not step in? Allowing anyone, child or not, to repeatedly spread bio hazard on other passengers is not ok. One time? Fine, kids are gross and things happen. Repeatedly? That kid is a terrorist.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Canada to Germany flight. Not much can be done while you are flying over Greenland.

The kid was mentally ill. I blame the mother. She tried to wash a blanket or something in the sink, clogging the entire plane. People were pissing into bottles

Surprised this didn't make the news really. It barely sounds like a true story

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Believe it or not but not everyone is from the US. Flight marshals are mainly a US thing

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago

Recalibrate your irony sensors.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I've always had pre flight anxiety, all the "what ifs" going through my head

I actually didn't think it could ever be so bad. Forever scared to fly ever again...

[–] Randomocity 1 points 1 year ago

Really though this is probably the worst experience you'll ever have on a plane.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Should have gotten Bose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol I'd have paid good money to see that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah I know it barely even sounds like a true story, but it really happened

Vancouver to Frankfurt via condor, Aug 3.

Anyone here remember the scene from team America where he vomits endlessly? It was sort of like this. The kid probably lost 50 lbs that flight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Im gagging just thinking about it. Ok, i will forever bring a facemask plus aromatic salts with me everytime i do an intercontinental flight!